and in my inbox there was an email from livejournal notifying me that i had a message waiting on the site from someone i was unfamiliar with. normally i'd wait a while before hopping on the internet (it was like nine in the morning) but this message was different. why? well, the subject line was "plagiarism".

( naturally, i hopped straight out of bed and pulled the link up on my computer and read the message. )